May 8, 2009: The lamest excuses ever (Politico)

  • But Clinton’s most famous lame explanations, of course, would wait for his second term and the Monica Lewinsky scandal. On Jan. 26, 1998, Clinton squinted his eyes, jabbed his finger and seethed: “I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, [pause] Miss Lewinsky.”