Greg Makes an Impression

So I'm at work, at the end of the day, chatting with a few people. The fact that I cut off my beard comes up and someone asks me why I did it. I say:

"Hey, you're bored, you've got a razor -- something's gonna get shaved."

There's an awkward moment of silence, and I really wish I had thought to add, "Good thing I don't have a cat."

 



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