Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

So it's two in the morning and I'm flipping around the TV, waiting for my insomnia to get bored so I can beat it to death with an axe.

I've watched Headline News three times in a row.

KTTV is showing Stooges shorts, but they're all got Shemp in them.

Beautiful women want to talk to me.

Telesmundo -- way, way up beyond where all the normal channels live -- is showing "WarGames," dubbed into Spanish.

So I watch it to the end.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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