Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

FNORD 1.1. This is actually much older than the date on it, the basic idea going back to when I started my first professional programming job, well-nigh eight years ago. It arose out of my frustration with reading other people's code. I'm not smart enough to keep track of the difference between i and x three hundred lines after they've been declared, so I let them do the remembering for me: list_Index probably walks through list_Array[], and I'll bet bitmap_X is the X coordinate for bitmap_Info, which is a bitmap_t.

I also keep "knife" and "fork" written on the appropriate utensils, so I can remember what they're for, too.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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