Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Actual fortune cookie I got the other night:

    A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.


1 (of 3): Yes, but how much more? We've got a commodities market going here!

2 (of 3): And after the thresher was through with them, their brains stood in the field, neatly busheled.

3 (of 3): Ah, damn. I dropped my handful of patience. Where the hell did it-- Oh, screw it. I'll never find it in this light.

Re-load to collect them all!

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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