Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Dear Mr. Car Salesman,

Please remove yourself from my leg. Please stop calling my house every day. Please, please, for the love of God, please just leave me and my family alone for a little while. If we decide to buy the car you're selling, we'll let you know. We promise.

What is it with you guys? I mean, geez.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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