Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

So I'm sitting at a stoplight and the guy in front of me has a bumper sticker that says "Warning: In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned!"

Now, assuming that smug sanctimoniousness isn't a sin that would prevent you from being called to the Rapture, how much would it suck to be in front of this geek when it actually comes? Not only have you been passed over for entry into Heaven, but you're also going to get rear-ended.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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