Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

So he's got one hand on the steering wheel and another on the stick shift and another gripping a cigarette and another cradling his cell phone and another, for all I know, with its thumb wedged firmly up his ass, and he's not paying one damned bit of attention where he's going and he almost blows around the corner without looking, right into me, as I cross the street.

So, of course, I add one more radial appendage to the mix by giving him the finger.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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