June 07, 2000

So he's got one hand on the steering wheel and another on the stick shift and another gripping a cigarette and another cradling his cell phone and another, for all I know, with its thumb wedged firmly up his ass, and he's not paying one damned bit of attention where he's going and he almost blows around the corner without looking, right into me, as I cross the street.

So, of course, I add one more radial appendage to the mix by giving him the finger.

 



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