Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

I'm in a lousy mood so I head off to 7-Eleven to look for a reason to live, or a Slurpee and some chips, whichever they happen to have.

On the way back, I'm reading the bag my SuperGrab™ Chili Cheese™ Fritos™ Brand Corn Chips™ came in and muttering to myself.

"Calories per serving:" I mutter. "160. OK. Not great, but I'm grumpy, so I'll give it to myself.

"Total fat per serving: 10 grams. Fifteen percent. Eh.

"Total saturated fat per serving: 3 grams. Seven percent. That's not so ba--

"Servings per bag: Five."

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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