Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Having a conversation with my son is like talking to Lassie. He understands well enough, but hasn't quite got the hang of those damnedable word things yet.

He'll come charging into the room with his adorable toddler waddle and tug at my pant let. "Uuuung!" he says.

"What's that, boy?" I say. "Is it Mommy?"

"Eeeeayh!" he answers.

"And she's fallen into the well?"


"Oh! She's home from the store?"

"Ba ba ba! Bump! Mmfgh!"

"And she wants me to come help her?"


"Or does she want me to keep sitting here?"

"Nngh! Nngh!"

"OK, then. I'll keep sitting here."


Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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