Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

I'm laying flat on my back on the floor -- because it's my weekend, and I'll spend it how I want to -- when Tom comes marching into the room and plants his left foot square on my forehead.

He then stabs a flagpole into my nose and sets up a small, self-sustaining colony, in the name of the Queen.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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