Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

If you're ever looking for a microcosm of a city, visit one of its dog parks:

The tattooed, cigar-smoking lesbian and her pale-eyed rott; the perfect family and their perfect golden retriever; the senior citizen and his oldest living friend; the ragingly dysfunctional family and their perfect golden retriever; the woman wearing spike heels and leather pants and a yappy little rat-dog; the large, angry man and his large, angry pitbull; the neo-hippie with the macrame top, four-inch cork pumps and severe disinclination toward forcing her reality onto her dog.

And, oh yeah, the fat geek with the mutt.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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