December 07, 2000 The three things most fundamentally wrong with the world: an opinion arrived at while shopping at the Toys R' Us near where I work: That toy steering wheels -- for ages two and up -- include not only toy horns, toy ignition keys, toy radios but toy cellular phones, too. That the sold-out N*SYNC doll was Lance Bass. That Barbie's ethnic friends are less expensive than her white ones. ★