Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Have you ever heard the other verses to "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"? From a CD Joanne insists on playing:

Bring us some figgy pudding,

Bring us some figgy pudding,

Bring us some figgy pudding,

Bring it right here.

We won't go 'til we get some,

We won't go 'til we get some,

We won't go 'til we get some,

So bring it right here.

Seriously.

The thought of figgy-pudding-crazed lunatics planting themselves outside my door and threatening to stay there until I cave in to their demands really sums up the whole holiday season for me. Nothing says it's the Yuletide like caroling terrorists.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!

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