Tom -- on a good day and all by himself -- can almost exactly duplicating the audio track of the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles.
That trick ought to come in handy at his prom.
Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.
Some of those things are Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People), software (both commercial and open-source, including contributions to projects like CPAN and XScreenSaver) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").
My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!