Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Common Things I Have Been Too Tired to Recall the Names Of, Who I Was Talking to at the Time, and What I Called Them Instead: First in a Series

Pepperoni Pizza Order Guy "Y'know. Flat, round. Damn."
Step stool Tom, my son "Stip-- Stap--"
Microsoft Visual C++ Jim, a co-worker [Long sigh.]

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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