Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

I've reached a point in my life where I don't covet my neighbors' wives or their cattle or their audio visual equipment -- I covet their lawns. The guy across the street has this perfect lawn -- flat, deep green -- and, damn, do I want my lawn to look like that.

This also happens to be the point in my life when, at sixteen, I was sure I would be dead.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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