Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Joanne is doing the books and I'm eating some chips -- which should give you a pretty good idea about how the chores are split up around our house -- and she looks up at me and says, "It's a good thing you're a lazy-ass. The money market your 401(k) is in went up five percent. The mutual fund I asked you to transfer it into a year ago is down ten."

"Don't think of my ass as lazy," I say. "Think of it as a prudent financial analyst."

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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