Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Joanne asks, "Has Tom eaten breakfast?"

"Yeah."

"What did you give him?"

"Let's see. Cheese."

"Good."

"And some bread."

"Good."

"And sausage."

"Where did you get sausage?"

"And some pineapple."

There's a pause.

"You gave him cold pizza, didn't you?"

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People), software (both commercial and open-source, including contributions to projects like CPAN and XScreenSaver) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!

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