Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Tom has entered a demonstrative phase and will happily point out the blindingly obvious to anybody who happens to be standing around. Chairs, windows, his brother -- if it's sitting there, it will get attention. This is especially amusing when I'm giving him a bath.


"That's your belly-button, Tom. It's where the umbilical cord attached when you were in Mommy's womb."


"That's your penis, Tom. It will, um, play a more significant role later on."


"That's your nipple, Tom. It's... I... I have no idea what it's for."

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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