Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

The greeting card industry has apparently latched onto the belief that the American male is totally emotionally inert. I spent half an hour looking through Mother's Day cards for Joanne, desperately trying to find one that didn't apologize for not saying "I love you" enough. "The words don't always come easy..." "I know I don't tell you this enough..." "Sweetheart, I should say it more often..."

I mean, come on.

Now, if there were cards that apologized for not buying them until the last second, that would be a different story...

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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