An Entirely Other Day: You Cannot Mock My Meek Conformity With Hair-Care Products

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You Cannot Mock My Meek Conformity With Hair-Care Products

May 16 2006

Dear Punks, Emo Kids, Goths (and the Like),

As of now, you are no longer allow to claim your particular brand of rebelliousness, misery, dark brooding (and the like) if it takes you two hours to get it ready for public display. I don't care how precise you think your statement needs to be -- a couple of hours in the bathroom primping is not the prelude to an effective display of societal alienation.

Love,
Adulthood

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Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People), software (both commercial and open-source, including contributions to projects like CPAN and XScreenSaver) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!

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