Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Will you please push your hair out of your faces? God! It’s driving me crazy. You know how when someone else coughs, you suddenly need to cough, too? Every time I see one of you drape-faced goobers, my face starts to itch, like I’ve got something brushing against my cheek.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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