Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Greg Knauss: You’re like the white, male Oprah.
Michael Genrich: Oh, Christ. Do I have to sleep with Stedman?
Greg Knauss: And do that thing he likes.
Michael Genrich: I have but one tongue.
Greg Knauss: That’s what the surgery will fix. hotdogsladies: Viggo Mortensen has completely changed the way I think about insanely brutal nude fight scenes.
Greg Knauss: You just see Merlin’s Twitter?
Greg Knauss: Somehow my various direct and async conversations are lining up.
Michael Genrich: I…
Michael Genrich: Uh, I am not sure what to say.
Greg Knauss: Also, the phrase “Merlin’s Twitter.”

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

This site is powered by Movable Type. Spot graphics provided by Thomas, Michael and Peter Knauss.