Actual fortune cookie I got the other night:

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.

Punchline

1 (of 3): Yes, but how much more? We've got a commodities market going here!

2 (of 3): And after the thresher was through with them, their brains stood in the field, neatly busheled.

3 (of 3): Ah, damn. I dropped my handful of patience. Where the hell did it-- Oh, screw it. I'll never find it in this light.

Re-load to collect them all!