So I'm sitting at a stoplight and the guy in front of me has a bumper sticker that says "Warning: In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned!"

Now, assuming that smug sanctimoniousness isn't a sin that would prevent you from being called to the Rapture, how much would it suck to be in front of this geek when it actually comes? Not only have you been passed over for entry into Heaven, but you're also going to get rear-ended.