So I'm driving to work and a van passes me, zooming by on the left. In the rear window is an "I [heart] Jesus" sign and half a dozen small stuffed animals, each suction-cupped to the glass, each dangling from a string.

And, given the way they sway and jerk as the van rumbles along, I can't help but think that they're infidels and blasphemers, strung up as a warning to others toys.