"Tom, do you love your brother?"

He shakes his head "no."

"Do you love your mommy?"

He shakes his head "no."

"Is your name 'Tom'?"

He shakes his head "no."

"Are you wearing pants?"

He shakes his head "no."

"Do you think the Categorical Imperative is a rational basis for an objective morality?"

He shakes his head "no."

I can't wait until he turns two.