http://www.eod.com/devil/ en-us <p> standard build, <em>noun</em>: A system of maintenance whereby all computers in an environment are kept equally disfunctional. </p> http://www.eod.com/devil/archive/standard_build.html 2005-07-27T00:00:00 <p> secure, <em>adjective</em>: Completely free of officially documented security holes, and with fewer than a dozen actual exploits. </p> <p> <em>"Windows is finally secure!"</em> </p> http://www.eod.com/devil/archive/secure.html 2005-07-26T00:00:00 <p> flamewar, <em>noun</em>: Reasoned discourse, when compared to the rest of the Internet. </p> http://www.eod.com/devil/archive/flamewar.html 2005-07-25T00:00:00 <p> caffeine, <em>noun</em>: A contract, wherein a regular heartbeat is exchanged for the ability to introduce subtle bugs, late at night, the day before a product ships. </p> http://www.eod.com/devil/archive/caffeine.html 2005-07-24T00:00:00 <p> sunshine, <em>noun</em>: Nuclear radiation, meaning it will kill you. </p> <p> <em>"Sunshine! Noooooo!"</em> </p> http://www.eod.com/devil/archive/sunshine.html 2005-07-23T00:00:00 <p> MSM, <em>acronym</em>: An acronym for "mainstream media," or a crutch that bloggers have leaned on so often that they've squashed it down to three tiny letters. </p> http://www.eod.com/devil/archive/msm.html 2005-07-22T00:00:00 <p> NCC-1701, <em>proper noun</em>: The password to every third Linux shell account. </p> http://www.eod.com/devil/archive/ncc-1701.html 2005-07-21T00:00:00