I Understand Some People Make Lists Before They Go So I walk into the supermarket and instantly become some sort of id-turned-physical. I wander up and down the aisles, yelping "Want that and that and that and that and that." I'm not shopping so much as impulse buying on a massive scale. As I'm wheeling the cart back to the car, I realize that, among other things, I've bought: A giant, mutant three-liter bottle of pineapple soda JIF peanut butter, and the only reason I can think of is because "Choosy moms choose JIF!" A one-pound bag of salami Some hard, crunchy plums A giant, mutant two-quart jar of salsa Shampoo Pop-Tarts, grape, with frosting Some aerosol spray by the name of "Easy Cheese, Cheddar and Bacon Flavor" Using this stuff to organize a coherent meal would be a real challenge if I didn't have a blender. ★