June 01, 2000

Actual fortune cookie I got the other night:



A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.



Punchline



 1 (of 3): Yes, but how much more?  We've got a commodities market going here!

 2 (of 3): And after the thresher was through with them, their brains stood in the field, neatly busheled.

 3 (of 3): Ah, damn.  I dropped my handful of patience.  Where the hell did it--  Oh, screw it.  I'll never find it in this light.



Re-load to collect them all!

 



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