June 30, 2000 Attention whoever is in charge of delivering ironic justice: you missed one. Yesterday, I saw a newish Mercedes, parked, empty, running, with the keys in it and the air conditioner going full blast. The owner had apparently just popped into a store and didn't want to suffer through the hundred-degree temperature for one second longer than necessary. So, of course, they were supposed to have to wait in the sweltering heat for the police to arrive, then for the walk to the bus, then... ★