February 09, 2001

I hope to be a powerful player in the music industry someday.  I want to manufacture a boy band.  They'll be wholesome and lovable and sing in syrupy harmonies and hold every fourteen year old girl in the country under their vaguely sexual but entirely non-threatening spell.  Then, once I can guarantee that an entire demographic segment will sing the words to their next hit -- at home, at school, everywhere -- they'll release a destined-for-number-one ballad, an ode to lost love called "If You See Kay."

How long, do you think, before anybody notices?

 



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