March 24, 2001

Joanne is doing the books and I'm eating some chips -- which should give you a pretty good idea about how the chores are split up around our house -- and she looks up at me and says, "It's a good thing you're a lazy-ass.  The money market your 401(k) is in went up five percent.  The mutual fund I asked you to transfer it into a year ago is down ten."

"Don't think of my ass as lazy," I say.  "Think of it as a prudent financial analyst."

 



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