MEAT DAD

I'm in the drive-through line at McDonalds -- because if I don't deforest the Amazon, who will? -- and the SUV in front of me has the license plate "VEG KIDZ".





And I can only imagine the cruelest father in the world, raising his kids vegetarian so he can then strap them into the car, go grab a Big Mac and eat it in front of them.
 
I wish I'd thought of that.

 



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