September 8, 2003

cluetrain, noun

One of a series of mythical locomotives, slavishly worshiped by bad-metaphor fetishists for their rhetorical value; they ultimately prove to be only a source of awkward pauses and embarrassed coughs. See also peacetrain, soultrain.

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