Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

So I'm at work, at the end of the day, chatting with a few people. The fact that I cut off my beard comes up and someone asks me why I did it. I say:

"Hey, you're bored, you've got a razor -- something's gonna get shaved."

There's an awkward moment of silence, and I really wish I had thought to add, "Good thing I don't have a cat."

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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