Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

God, Web design is so frustrating. I know what I want to do, I know how it's supposed to work... But I can never seem to pull it off. It's like basketball -- I've got all the fundamentals down, I've read the books, studied the techniques, but they never mesh the way they're supposed to. The distance between an intellectual understanding and a physical reality really pisses me off. Dammit, dammit, dammit.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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