Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

I may be coming up on my fifth wedding anniversary, but I know I'm still a bachelor deep down. Even though there's a box of Kleenex sitting right there in the bathroom, I automatically take a wad of toilet paper from the roll to blow my nose.

Hell, it took me two years to graduate from my sleeve.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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