Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Their innards had exploded, stiffening and expanding until their bodies cracked and gave way. Foaming muck splattered the walls as a perfect inverted T split them from end to end. They never stood a chance...

Most people cook; I have episodes of "The X-Files" in my kitchen.

If you ever get the bright idea to stick some sodas in the freezer so they'll be cold in time for dinner, you should make sure that you remember they're there before you head off to bed. Because otherwise, you're going to spend the next morning slopping root-beer-scented goo off of the frozen peas.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!

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