Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

The fiendish, shadowy figures who want us to drink more soda now want us to drink it faster, too. You can't buy a Pepsi with a normal pop-top opening anymore -- they're all suddenly twice as big. At this rate, a can that leaps at your face, gives you a tracheotomy and pours itself into your throat is about three years away.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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