Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

"Oh, my God," Joanne said. "I just realized that I live in a house with three guys."

"Zoe's a girl," I said.

"Zoe's a dog."


"Well... All dogs are guys."

"So you live on a house with four guys."

"Oh, God..."

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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