Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

And here I thought technology was supposed to make complex tasks -- like, say, knowing what time it is -- easier. But instead, the clock in the kitchen says 9:03; the clock in the den says 8:03; the clock in the bedroom, for reasons known only to my wife, says 9:18; and the clock in the corner of the screen on the paused morning show says 8:46.

Of course, no matter which is right, I'm still late for work.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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