Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

The threat was chilling in its explicitness: Do as we say or suffer the consequences. Obey us or die. Your family, your friends, all are at risk if you don't do exactly as you are told.


This paper has been sent to you for good luck. The original is in new england . It has been around the world nine times. The luck has been sent to you. you will recieve good luck with in four days of recieving this letter , In turn , You send it on. THIS IS NO JOKE!!!!!. You will recieve good luck in the mail. Send no money. Send copies to people you think need good luck. Do not send money as faith has no price.Do not keep this letter. It must leave your hands within 96 hours. An RAF officer recieved $472,000.00. Joe Elliot recieved $40,000.00 and lost it because he broke the chain. While in the Philippines, George Welch lost his wife 51 days after recieving this letter. However, before her death, He recieved $7,755,000.00. Please send twenty copies and see what happens in four days.

Further down, the letter -- left under the windshield wiper of my car while I was in JC Pennys -- adds, "This is true even if you are not superstitious."

Well then!

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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