Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

It's late and I've got insomnia and I'm half-watching TV when an ad for the "Pizza Hut Insider" comes on. Instead of a dramatic story involving a fast food executive testifying against his employer, the "Insider" turns out to

be a new pizza, one that has a layer of cheese actually inside the crust. The announcer is waxing euphoric over this pizza technology breakthrough when he says -- I swear he says -- "How do we pack in so much cheese? Hey, we're Pizza Hut. We put cheese in places you've never dreamed of."

At which point I decide maybe bed isn't such a bad idea.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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