Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

So I'm getting my lunch at 7-Eleven again -- because I'm a sad little man, that's why -- and I tear open the bag of nachos and pour them into the little red tray and slide it under the yellowest nozzle and push the button marked "Cheese." The dispenser shutters and moans and little day-go blobs of "cheese" are violently extruded onto the chips. It's an image that doesn't say "Tasty Mexican feast" so much as "This machine is going to the bathroom on my food."


Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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