You'd never catch me being dumb enough to live in Los Angeles and work in Irvine, spending up to three hours a day in a battered, quarter-million-mile VW Golf on the 405, as my precious youth slowly slips again.
And when I say "never," I mean "again."
Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.
Some of those things are Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People), software (both commercial and open-source, including contributions to projects like CPAN and XScreenSaver) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").
My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!