Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

You know why I hate the goddamned holidays? Because they've become all about the days themselves. They're about times and places and things, instead of the feelings those times and places and things are supposed to represent. Why can't I have Thanksgiving on Tuesday? Why not Christmas on the 22nd? I can't be with people I love and have it be just as special then?

No, apparently. No, I can't.

We have lost our focus, amid the glitz and the hype. We have forgotten why we gather together.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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