Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Give me ten minutes, a steak knife and a big wad of bile backed up in my throat and I can turn a Barney kid's toothbrush -- the only brand our supermarket carries -- into regular kid's toothbrush.

And only slightly injure myself in the process.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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